Attention all of the single ladies of San Pedro……
Check out my new bling!!!!
That’s right….I now have my official San Pedro Town Dog License….
And it is stunning….
Looks so great against my chocolate fur, don’t you think?
Does it make me look sexy?
(I hope it doesn’t make me look fat)
Well, you too can also pick up the hottest fashion accessory of 2016 and for the low, low cost of $5.00 BZE.
The only boutique in town who is approved to sell these one of a kind gems is the San Pedro Town Council. All you need to do is ask your people to go in and fill out some form….I tried to fill it out but I couldn’t hold the pen. (well, actually, I tried to eat the pen so they took it away).
The nice people at the Town Council just needed some very basic information and proof that I have had a rabies shot…….
Luckily I carry my vaccination records around in my super cool Velcro wallet that I keep in my back pocket…..so I had all of the info I needed to pick up my bling.
If you aren’t wearing the coolest fashion accessory of the year I’m not sure if I can hang with you anymore……
I got 53….what’s you’re number????
Get with the times and get your bling!